FUNNY JOKS
01/05/2011 02:26Larkio k chakar may mat Parhna
Larkio k chakar may mat Parhna "Dosto
Q k..
Ye atey hy vEER ki tarha
...Lagty hy KHEER ki tarha
Chubhty hy TEER ki tarha
Aur end main
Halat kr dety hy FAKEER ki tarha.......
Aay watan kay sajeelay syasat dano
Aay watan kay sajeelay syasat dano.
Saray raqbay tumharay liey hain.
Kotthiyon kay talabgar ho tum. Platon kay parastar ho tum.
Zalalat ki zinda misalo, saray qarzay tumharay liey hain.
Tum hi say qaim budget ka khasara.
Lahoo pi lo gharibon ka sara. Aey jahanum kay zinda nishano,
sary funds tumharay liey hain. Aey Pak watan kay ghaddaro.
O America kay wafadaro ye jitni bhi hain is jahan mein
sari lanatain tumharay liey hain.
Larkiyon ke chakkar
Larkiyon ke chakkar main mat parhna,
Yeh aati hain HEER ki tarha
Lagti hain KHEER ki tarha
Chubti hain TEER Ki tarha
Or
Halat kr deti hain FAKEER ki tarha.
My Black is sweet heart
Black pure Black
My Black is sweet heart
Get out the whiteness
Kuch samjh aayi
Nahi
To
Phir samjho
Kala shah kala
Mara kala ha dildar
Goryan nu dafa karo!
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Husband Vs Wife - Small funny Conversations !!!
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice
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