Funny SMS

Wife or Husband shop se nikly to ek faqeer ne kaha..
"Shehzadi"
5 rupe de dy andha hoon.
Husband:
De do,
Tumhen Shehzadi kaha hai to zaror andha hi hoga...........

Ab tu sonay ko dil karta hai mera
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FARAZ
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Jab sa kamray mein AC laga hai generator ka sath

"Happy loadshding in Pakistan"

Shadi me aik sardar boht dair se khana ka raha tha kisi ne poocha kab tak khao gy,
sardar.. Me tu khud tang hon par kiya kron card pe likha tha
"KHANA 12 SE 2 TAK"

"Musibaton Ka Muqabla Sabar Sy Karo"

"Aur"

"Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukr Say Karo''

Is sms main Pehley biwi ka 0r Baad mein girl freind ka zikar aata hay

aik pathan samundar k pas baitha doodh sumandar k pani mai mix kr raha tha ...
dosra pathan :bola abey kia kr rahy ho . pathan:bhai lussi bana raha hoa.
dosra pathan;abey itna lussi tumhara baap piey ga...

Rani ne buddu raja se pocha
Kia tm mere liye jaan de sakte ho
Tho buddu raja ne kaha han q nae
Tho aqalmand rani ne kaha q kia tm chahte ho ke main sari zindagi kunwari hi bethu....

" 5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy",
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"Pilot ny kaha Load ziyada hy 1 fard ko Koodna hoga",
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"Ye sun kar Behari ny kaha K Rasi ko Chorny ki Qurbani me deta hun"!
Taaliyan

"Ye sun kar saray PATHAN Taaliyan Bajane Lagy"

Moral:
Jo na kate aari se.
Wo kte behari se.

Shiekh mehman se;
Thanda peo ge ya garm
Mehman;
Dono...
Shiekh;
Begum pani da ik glass freizer viechu te ik glass gezer viechu le a
hahahaha

Teachr:
Pakistan K Ktne Sube Hyn

Pathan:
4

Teachr:
Good
Pehli Dafa Sahi jawab Dia Hy
Chalo Ab Un K Naam Batao

Pathan:
Mashriq
Magrib
Shumal
Junob..

Boy 2 girl:
I luv u
Girl:
i m engaged vd someone nd i hv a boyfrnd too!

Boy:
(after thinkng a lot)
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DEKH LE AGAR ADJUST HOTA HON Toooo:-

LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE.

1 din boht se Professors ko 1 Jahaz me bethaya gya,
Jb sb jahaz me beth gay to unko bataya gya k ye jahaz ap logon k students ne banaya hy,
Ye sun kr sb bhag kr jahaz se nikal gay siwae 1 k jo bohot pursukoon bethe thay.

Is pr un sahib se waja pochi gai to unhon ne jawab dia k agar ye jahaz waqai mere students ne hi banaya hy to phir mjhe yaqen h
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K YE START HI NAHI HO GA.

Indian:
Tm log IPL dekh kr jal rhe ho gay na t.v par??

Pakistani:
PONKI JA saady light hi ni hundi.

Pathan boht Deir se apni Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha tha

LRKI Shrma k,
Kya Dekh rhe ho
khan:
Hum Soch rha tha k agr tm hmara Ammi hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.

Agr ap k pichy kuta lg jae to use srf itna keh daina k mai Altaf bhai ka admi hun.
Is tarah kuta ap k kadam choomta hua bhag jae ga.

Zubaida apa k Siyasi totke

Phool wala:
Sahab ye phol apni girl frnd k liye lejyen

Admi:
meri koi girl frnd nhn

Phol wala:
phr apni mengatar k lia lejyen

Admi:
meri koi mengatar bi nhn

Phol wala:
phr apni biwi k lia lejyen

Admi:
meri koi biwi b nhn

Phol wala:
Ae dunya k khush qismat insan! Meri taraf se yeh phool Muft leja...!

Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein...

Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?



Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya.:-

Pathan dost se:
Kal hamara khwaab me kisi se laraai ho gya,
Aaj hum nahi soye ga..

Dost:
Kyun.?

Pathan:wo keh raha tha k
Aaj wo banday le kar aaye ga